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Learn to Create Money
Out of Thin Air

The World's Most Valuable Course: Master sales, advertising, and autonomous wealth systems. No degree required. Just a laptop and internet connection.

$7,500
One-Time Investment
6 Months
Part-Time Curriculum
1st Client
Guaranteed or Refund

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Forget 4-Year Degrees. Forget Trade Schools.

This is the alternative career path that teaches you to create value and money from nothing using just Stripe, Canva, and the internet.

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4-Year College

  • ❌ $80,000 - $200,000 in debt
  • ❌ 4 years of your life
  • ❌ No real-world skills
  • ❌ No guaranteed job
  • ❌ Trading time for money forever
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Trade School

  • ⚠️ $10,000 - $30,000 cost
  • ⚠️ 1-2 years training
  • ⚠️ Physical labor required
  • ⚠️ Hourly wage ceiling
  • ⚠️ Still trading time for money
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LA School of Advertising

  • βœ… $7,500 one-time investment
  • βœ… 6 months part-time
  • βœ… Learn from anywhere
  • βœ… Guaranteed 1st client or refund
  • βœ… Create wealth from thin air

What's Included in Your $7,500 Investment

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Professional Equipment

Tripod + Rode wireless microphone included in tuition. Start creating content day one.

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6-Month Curriculum

Master Valkyrie frameworks: Polymodal Advertising, Socratic Sales, Commitment Cascades, and more.

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Psychology-Driven Sales

Learn the neuroscience behind why people buy. Ego, power of premium, anchoring, and loss aversion.

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Stripe + Canva Mastery

Create payment funnels and professional designs with zero coding. Make money from day one.

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Capstone Project

Graduate by securing your FIRST PAYING CLIENT. Required to complete the program.

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Official Certificate

Mailed certificate upon graduation. Proof of mastery in sales and advertising systems.

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Photon Money Engine

Learn our proprietary business model for scalable, autonomous wealth creation.

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Mentorship & Support

Direct access to Valkyrie instructors and industry mentors throughout the program.

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Lifetime Career Path

This isn't a course. It's a career path that pays your bills for life with digital leverage.

Full 6-Month Curriculum

Part-time study. Master the frameworks Valkyrie uses to generate millions for clients.

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Month 1: Foundations & Fiduciary Mindset

  • β€’ Fiduciary Marketing: Your wins must never outpace your client's
  • β€’ Ego in Advertising: How self-image drives purchase decisions
  • β€’ The Power of Premium: Psychological, economic, social, and cultural signals
  • β€’ Core persuasion principles that drive human behavior
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Month 2: Polymodal Advertising & Sensory Messaging

  • β€’ Polymodal Advertising: Visual, auditory, kinesthetic integration
  • β€’ Why sensory-rich campaigns create stronger neural pathways
  • β€’ Case studies: Nike, Coca-Cola, Apple
  • β€’ Pattern interruption techniques to capture attention
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Month 3: Socratic Sales & Commitment Cascades

  • β€’ Socratic Sales "Can I...?": Permission-based, collaborative engagement
  • β€’ How to sell with questions, not pressure
  • β€’ Commitment Cascade: Micro-commitments leading to major conversions
  • β€’ Consistency principles and psychological triggers
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Month 4: Branding, Psychology & Pricing Strategy

  • β€’ Community building: From transactions to cult followings
  • β€’ Hedonic Hierarchy: Experiences > Services > Products
  • β€’ Anchoring, loss aversion, authority, contrast, framing
  • β€’ Pricing psychology: Numerology, tiering, bundling
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Month 5: Tools, AI & Business Models

  • β€’ Tech stack: CRM, marketing automation, AI tools (Adcraft AI)
  • β€’ Stripe payment funnels and Canva design mastery
  • β€’ Photon Money Engine: Autonomous wealth system architecture
  • β€’ Omnichannel campaign optimization and A/B testing
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Month 6: Capstone Project & Launch

  • β€’ Capstone Requirement: Secure your first paying client
  • β€’ Design a full campaign using Valkyrie frameworks
  • β€’ Present to instructors and industry mentors
  • β€’ Graduate with Certificate: Mailed upon completion
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Our Iron-Clad Guarantee

If you complete the 6-month curriculum and DON'T secure your first paying client within 90 days after graduation, we'll refund your entire $7,500. No questions asked.

100% Risk-Free

We take all the risk. You get all the reward.

No Questions Asked

If it doesn't work, we don't deserve your money.

Your Success = Our Success

We're incentivized to make you win.

All You Need to Get Started

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A Laptop

Any laptop with internet access. Mac or PC works.

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Internet Connection

Study from anywhere in the world. Work at your own pace.

That's it. No degree. No experience. No technical skills required. Just commitment and a willingness to learn.

Frequently Asked Questions

What if I have no sales or marketing experience?

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Perfect. We designed this for beginners. You'll learn everything from scratch using proven Valkyrie frameworks. Many of our best students started with zero experience.

Is this a live cohort or self-paced?

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We run live cohorts of 12 students maximum. This ensures personalized mentorship and community support. You'll have weekly live sessions plus self-paced coursework.

How much time do I need to commit per week?

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10-15 hours per week for 6 months. This is designed as a part-time program so you can keep your current job or commitments while learning.

What if I can't secure a client for the capstone?

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Our instructors will work directly with you until you do. We have a 100% capstone completion rate because we don't let you fail. If after 90 days post-graduation you haven't landed a client, full refund.

Can I pay in installments?

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Yes. We offer a payment plan: $2,500 down + 5 monthly payments of $1,000. Total: $7,500. Contact us during application to set this up.

What equipment is shipped to me?

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You'll receive a professional tripod and Rode Wireless GO II microphone system (retail value ~$300). Shipped to your address within 1 week of enrollment.

Why is this the "world's most valuable course"?

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Because we teach you to create VALUE (benefits) and MONEY from thin air using tools like Stripe and Canva. This isn't theoryβ€”it's a skill that pays your bills for life. One client can pay for the entire program.

When does the next cohort start?

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We run cohorts quarterly (January, April, July, October). Apply now to reserve your spot. We cap enrollment at 12 students per cohort.

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